The page is too stupid
Please try the following:
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Click the
Refresh button,
or begin drinking heavily. After enough shots, SOMETHING will appear.
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If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled
correctly. If you are an AOL user, make sure you did not accidentally type
your street address in the bar.
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To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then
click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click
Settings, then Advanced. Click Okay, Okay, and
Okay again. Press CTRL-ALT-DELETE twice, then go out and get a beer.
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If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine
your network and automatically discover network connection settings. If you
actually have a Network Administrator who has enabled it, please raise your
hand. Yeah, that's what we thought.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click
Detect Network Settings and see what good that does.
- Some sites require 128-bit stupidity. In the case of ELLENJAYE.COM, a patch will be shortly available which makes 256-bit stupidity possible.
- If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. Change whatever you want; people will find a way to steal your credit card number regardless.
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Click the
Back button to try another link.
Yes, let's go with that: try another link.