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	    James B. Beam Distilling Co. 
	    Clermont, Kentucky  | 
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      The Jim Beam Distilling Company is located in Clermont, only a couple miles
      from Bardstown, but a mistake in interpreting the map on their brochure caused
      us to get there by way of a long, circuitous route that led us nearly all
      the way back to Louisville. When we did finally arrive, about forty-five
      minutes before closing, we were afraid we had missed the last tour. And indeed
      we did... by about sixteen years. It seems the Jim Beam Distillery hasn't
      offered actual tours since 1982, but the two uncharacteristically pleasant
      ladies in the visitors' center made sure that we were able to see everything,
      even the film, before they closed up. The film was  carefully crafted
      to present a down-home feeling, as we listened to Booker Noe (sixth-generation
      master distiller and James B. Beam's grandson) explain to his grandson
      (representing the eighth generation) the heritage and traditions that he
      will inherit when the torch is handed down to him. Of course, the film does
      fail to mention that the grandson will inherit only corporate stock, since
      the family sold the the distillery to American Brands, an international
      conglomerate who also produce DeKuyper cordials, as well as Moen bathroom
      fixtures, Swingline staplers, and Titleist golf balls.
       
       Another disappointment was that
      the famous collection of specialty decanters, which Jim Beam has maintained
      for years, adding one or more new ones annually, no longer exists. Even the
      collection itself, over 600 of which were once on display here, was removed
      some time ago. The ladies remember the collection, but do not recall just
      when it was taken away. The disappointments, however, were not enough to
      offset the enjoyment we had. Just smelling the air was a pleasure. And the
      guest relations staff here was far more cordial and friendly than those at
      the smaller Maker's Mark distillery, even though we kept them late.
       
      From Clermont, we drove straight home. Well, except for a stop on the way
      at our favorite liquor store in Covington where we bought a couple bottles
      of... guess!
       
       
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